If you know me well, you know that I can be quite forgetful. I cannot count the times that I have left the house and thought, “Oh no! I forgot my cell phone!” or asked, “Hey Ian, did you grab Emma’s lunch?” With life as busy as it is, it is no wonder that people forget things. Sometimes I think that if my head were not attached to my body I would forget that somewhere, too.
What I do not understand is how anyone could forget their panties. Yes, I said panties. Could there ever be a situation when you are getting dressed in the morning, head out the door, and realize “Oh no! I am not wearing UNDERWEAR!!!” What type of adult brain could achieve this mistake? Even if this scenario did exist, I know that I would certainly turn my car around to put some on.
Britney, if you are reading this, I ask that you tie some yarn around your finger to remind you to wear panties EVERY SINGLE DAY. Now with your new Victoria’s Secret deal, your problem is not a lack of having some. If you really want to keep your kids, I suggest that you do your best to keep attention away. And one way to do this is to wear panties.